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(Original airdate: 08/31/09) Norm MacDonald talks about taking jokes from his drivers and tells a moth joke.
Please read this carefully ; Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers ... Yet this is only four of our many transgressions . The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good works because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth . Fortunately God is also perfect in Love; so 2000 years ago, he left his throne in heaven, and came to earth as a man named Jesus Christ. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake . Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’ .. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace .. Except gifts can be either accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response ; Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, and your Savior. ( Romans 10:9 ) . Do this, and you will be saved . If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin, but instead desires to read and obey his word. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife . You’ve been informed ; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you will be for ETERNITY.. Meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make . Jesus Christ awaits you this very moment. Do not put off surrendering your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed... and as it is written ( Hebrews 9 : 27 ); ‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’.
What an original. RIP
Only norm could take 10 second joke and make up 5min of talking to make it longer and somehow way better. Rip norm. The greatest weekend update host of all time.
I was meaning to watch this because someone commented on John Green's video from a week or two ago that the joke he told was one Norm had told on Conan's show. But I didn't find it then and I didn't try very hard and now it's here and he's gone.
This is number 1 on Trending. Wow!
Was his driver Christopher Walken???
as odd as it feels to say Norm’s death effected me more than my grandparents passing
#1 Trending on YouTube. Every dog has its day… oh wait!
Love you Norm, Rest In Peace
The moth joke had me continuously holding my stomach from laughing so hard. So good.
Nooo. I just heard the bad news. He was one of my favorite people. He was a great American (North American).
This is one of those times you wish Conan was still on TNT. The tribute he would have done would have been tremendous. I wonder how many people caught the Johnny Carson reference near the beginning?
I didn't know he died OMG
We lost a GREAT man and comedian... Still so saddened by the news :( RIP Norm
Conan had Norm before and Billy red balls later on. He knows quality comedy.
Norm's comedic style is unmatched. A true legend has been lost.
Rest in paradise Norm
the best that there ever was
THE BEST EVER TO DO IT. period.
This is genius. Really, different from any other comedian. The joke isn't the joke is it. Its the ride he takes you on....that's talent. RIP NM.
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So uniquely brilliant. It's doubtful that this planet can replace him.
Is it me, or do a lot of girls in thongs like Norm MacDonald? They're all commenting on this video... what a ladies man
Jesus died and resurrected so we can be forgiven of our sin and receive the gift of eternal life. Accept Jesus as your Lord & Savior ❤️
It’s important to live a life of repentance honoring God & having faith in Jesus. He loves us so much and wants a personal relationship.
He has been on of my favorite comedians of all time. His style of comedy was just too good ❤️
Reupload? Time to cash in i guess
Still the greatest joke ever told. The interplay between Norm and Conan puts it over the top. Classic Norm. Rest In Peace, brilliant man. 💔
This is depressing man. I knew once I saw Norm trending something was up. Real loss of a great Comic RIP. I hope he comes back as a wisecracking Pidgeon.
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RIP Norm. Thanks for all the laughs 😢
He was just an old chunk of coal, But he's a diamond today 💎
I tried telling a few jokes like these. They are hard to pull off. Hard.
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Seems like every entertainer that I have been watching recently dies. I guess I'll start watching people that I don't appreciate as much. Just in case..
What a goddamn legend
We love you Norm
How’s that funny
Norms' setups were the joke. Once he sees it's going well the setup gets longer and longer. Gonna miss his super dry dad jokes.
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I honestly hate that we lost this gem in life. I will continue to watch Norm Macdonald and Patrice O'Neal until I go down also.
and NOW our Norm is #1 on the trending page.... but what did it cost ?.... frickin everything. 😢
A legend is gone.
Rest In Paradise 🙇🏾♂️
Even more glorious when you realize he was making up the story within the joke as he went to fill the time left.
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈
"wait till you hear me do it"
I want to start a podium business, it's just a product I can get behind - rip norm
I see what Graham Norton show viewers mean now when they mention American hosts constantly interrupting, completely unnecessary - case in point in this video, that guy who thinks he's an Irish talk show host saying "and then what happened?" - if he didn't interrupt, the unfunny moth guy would get to that. Also, the guest isn't funny.
So long Turd Ferguson....
So team coco waits till celebrities die and release more of their content to get more views...ok
I love that comedians' bs meters are so high they end up having a kind of conversation behind the conversation with Conan. RIP Norm.
Loved that guy!
Absolutely MASTERFUL delivery. What a loss.
Anyone else surprised so many whores were such insightful fans of norm macdonald?
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I didnt know he died when i saw this so sad its like robin williams again
RIP Norm 🙏🏾🕊✝️
We’ll never another one quite like him. Rest In Peace, Norm. We’ll always love you.
Best of the best. RIP Norm
"Dead?! I didn't even know he was sick!" - Norm Macdonald, probably
I admit it took me a while to get into his humor; he was so offbeat and unique. I think the word genius is carelessly thrown around these days and think it should be used only for truly giant intellects. I prefer the word brilliant and use it sparingly, but Norm was brilliant. He is responsible for one of the funniest moments in my recent memory and it happened on his TV show in 2011. JR Hildebrand, a rookie driver, lost the Indy 500 when he crashed on the last lap while leading the race, losing control for no apparent reason. Norm narrated the clip of the crash, and then said new video reveals the reason for the crash: he showed a clip of the driver's view from the cockpit, and instead of seeing his hands on the wheel, they were furiously punching away on a video game console as the car went into the wall. I about died and must have laughed out loud for almost a minute. Cheers and RIP, Norm, and condolences to family and friends.
R.I.P. to another great legend ❤
RIP Norm! I guess he went too where the light was on. 😢
They say Norm passed away.. The Germans would have us believe... RIP to a comedian that doesn't need a punchline.
Rest in peace one of the greatest of all time
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO ALREADY NORM, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!
Wow #1 trending !! God bless you Norm!!
He doesn’t have to go to the rope and stool store at least.
Humor just like my dads. Everyone thinks he's funny but also afraid to let him talk for fear of having to stick around a long while.
Norm was funny, but the cackling laughter @ 3:59 yes Conan put this on the Trending list.
Seeing Norm #1 on trending is surreal. I just can't believe he's gone...
I think that's the best, awful joke I've heard.
One of the best.
Norm was a legend. Thanks for all the laughs man. Now you are cancer free. 🙌
Damn Rest In Peace legend
Perfect delivery for the greatest joke ever. Thanks for the HQ upload team Coco.
Norm MacDonald was definitely an original. RIP Norm.
A very funny, tasteful human being. Funny isn't even the word, this guy was a true comedy genius and icon. He wasn't afraid to stand up and speak his mind either. Someone we should look up to.
I wanna be friends with everyone in this comment section, everyone is so pure and kind. There’s not a lot of people out there anymore like all of you. Thank you all for being you! :)
In a world of cookie cutter stars and comedians, we were able to enjoy Norm MacDonald…a true mans man.
you are correct
I will never forget this mans voice
I'll miss you Norm and your funny stories!🤣😭 I know Conan and Dave loved you. You will be missed.
"It's the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny's, wear a hat, whatever you wanna do." Norm Macdonald RIP
Lol I thought he was doing a slight Christopher Walken impression too. Great comic.
The names in his jokes are hilarious. They’re either Dickens or Dostoevsky.
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