Norm MacDonald's Moth Joke

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    Team Coco

    (Original airdate: 08/31/09) Norm MacDonald talks about taking jokes from his drivers and tells a moth joke.

Lox
Lox

Please read this carefully ; Every one of us has sinned against God. We’ve lied, we’ve stolen, we’ve sinned sexually, and we’ve taken His name in vain; which makes us liars, thieves, fornicators and blasphemers ... Yet this is only four of our many transgressions . The problem is, we can never ‘outweigh’ our sin with good works because God is perfect in Holiness, meaning his standard is beyond our reach. He is also perfect in Justice, meaning, he will bring EVERY sin to light. The punishment for our sin is death, and Hell; a place of Eternal Fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth . Fortunately God is also perfect in Love; so 2000 years ago, he left his throne in heaven, and came to earth as a man named Jesus Christ. While here, he lived a perfectly righteous life, only to take the punishment that We deserved; Our sinless creator became Our sin, and endured a gruesome death on a cross for our sake . Right before he died, he said ‘it is finished’ .. meaning, the debt for our sins has been paid in full. And on the third day, he defeated death and rose from the grave. So now, we can go free from the wrath of God’s judgement not by earning it, but rather, as a free gift of grace .. Except gifts can be either accepted or rejected. So this is what you must do in response ; Humbly admit to God that you have sinned against him. Then, confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, and your Savior. ( Romans 10:9 ) . Do this, and you will be saved . If you do so sincerely, God will grant you a new heart which no longer finds comfort in sin, but instead desires to read and obey his word. He will also grant you Eternal life in his presence; The greatest pleasure on earth doesn’t even come close to what God is preparing for believers in the afterlife . You’ve been informed ; Now the choice is yours. What you do with this information will determine where you will be for ETERNITY.. Meaning, this is the single most critical decision you will EVER make . Jesus Christ awaits you this very moment. Do not put off surrendering your life to him, because your tomorrow isn’t guaranteed... and as it is written ( Hebrews 9 : 27 ); ‘It is appointed unto man ONCE to die, but after this, THE JUDGMENT’.

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Margo O' Mahony
Margo O' Mahony

What an original. RIP

2 分 前
Al's Shenanigans
Al's Shenanigans

Only norm could take 10 second joke and make up 5min of talking to make it longer and somehow way better. Rip norm. The greatest weekend update host of all time.

2 分 前
Allison Turner
Allison Turner

I was meaning to watch this because someone commented on John Green's video from a week or two ago that the joke he told was one Norm had told on Conan's show. But I didn't find it then and I didn't try very hard and now it's here and he's gone.

5 分 前
ecko5127
ecko5127

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5 分 前
cgbj24
cgbj24

This is number 1 on Trending. Wow!

9 分 前
Brian Monahan
Brian Monahan

more norm

9 分 前
ric Killebrew
ric Killebrew

Was his driver Christopher Walken???

11 分 前
Wabb1e
Wabb1e

as odd as it feels to say Norm’s death effected me more than my grandparents passing

11 分 前
Joey Hyland
Joey Hyland

#1 Trending on YouTube. Every dog has its day… oh wait!

13 分 前
Jekoza
Jekoza

Love you Norm, Rest In Peace

14 分 前
Jab
Jab

Whyyyy D:

18 分 前
Michael Cremin
Michael Cremin

The moth joke had me continuously holding my stomach from laughing so hard. So good.

22 分 前
Kwesi Bruno
Kwesi Bruno

Nooo. I just heard the bad news. He was one of my favorite people. He was a great American (North American).

22 分 前
Tom Dulle
Tom Dulle

This is one of those times you wish Conan was still on TNT. The tribute he would have done would have been tremendous. I wonder how many people caught the Johnny Carson reference near the beginning?

25 分 前
Sol Dìwö Sun 🌞
Sol Dìwö Sun 🌞

I didn't know he died OMG

28 分 前
BeezWaxTV
BeezWaxTV

Canadian genius!

29 分 前
Kara Roberts-Shetty
Kara Roberts-Shetty

We lost a GREAT man and comedian... Still so saddened by the news :( RIP Norm

32 分 前
goutham edara
goutham edara

Conan had Norm before and Billy red balls later on. He knows quality comedy.

34 分 前
BlackWat3r GTR
BlackWat3r GTR

Norm's comedic style is unmatched. A true legend has been lost.

35 分 前
Ryan N
Ryan N

Rest in paradise Norm

37 分 前
georg walt
georg walt

the best that there ever was

37 分 前
anton jimenez
anton jimenez

THE BEST EVER TO DO IT. period.

38 分 前
Mike Song
Mike Song

This is genius. Really, different from any other comedian. The joke isn't the joke is it. Its the ride he takes you on....that's talent. RIP NM.

38 分 前
Jamie Reid
Jamie Reid

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRQosT6F/

40 分 前
danielvutran
danielvutran

✈️

40 分 前
One Way
One Way

🌎🔜🔥B.C. and A.D. are timemarks everyone uses. Jesus Christ is the one and only Lord and Savior who Rose again. There is no peace without repentance and resurrection. ⏳⚰️🪦✝️

43 分 前
Nick M
Nick M

So uniquely brilliant. It's doubtful that this planet can replace him.

44 分 前
Tommy Weglarz
Tommy Weglarz

Is it me, or do a lot of girls in thongs like Norm MacDonald? They're all commenting on this video... what a ladies man

44 分 前
HolyEternal
HolyEternal

Jesus died and resurrected so we can be forgiven of our sin and receive the gift of eternal life. Accept Jesus as your Lord & Savior ❤️

44 分 前
HolyEternal
HolyEternal

It’s important to live a life of repentance honoring God & having faith in Jesus. He loves us so much and wants a personal relationship.

44 分 前
Cpl Crawfish
Cpl Crawfish

He has been on of my favorite comedians of all time. His style of comedy was just too good ❤️

47 分 前
vikingnor h
vikingnor h

Reupload? Time to cash in i guess

47 分 前
Val
Val

Still the greatest joke ever told. The interplay between Norm and Conan puts it over the top. Classic Norm. Rest In Peace, brilliant man. 💔

49 分 前
FUNZZZIES
FUNZZZIES

This is depressing man. I knew once I saw Norm trending something was up. Real loss of a great Comic RIP. I hope he comes back as a wisecracking Pidgeon.

56 分 前
Erica F.
Erica F.

America is being run by criminals who market child abuse as a way to make $. American librarians function as Josef Goebbels' pinch hitters and the food distribution centers in America are staffed by Hannibal Lecter's Food Porn Retinue Fan Club. Nepotism isn't functional; mathematics is the only Legal Language Legal Consciousness can legally acknowledge to continue sentience for any length of time; and a bunch of addicts started a 12 Step program in a Natural Law-eschewing territorial microclimate to get you to think they were taking life seriously when what they actually did was tighten the noose of human-trafficking more tightly around your damn neck. Sadism is weird, isn't it? #FollowTheMoney #AnthonyHiggenbothamMurderCase #Sociology #MGMShooting #ItIsANewYorkMinuteNotAnOregonianMinuteCommaBitchtards Seriously, Ms. Erica Lee (Physics) Ferko, Direct Descendant of Queen Mary, Queen of Scots, U.S. Military Brat, Adirondack Scout, CTEFLA-Certified Teacher (CTEFLA, St. Giles, San Francisco, c. 1997 C.E.), Holy Grail Scholar, Suicide Prevention Specialist, Sociologist (B.A. Sociology, University of Washington, Seattle, 2000 C.E., 3.55 GPA), Zen Buddhist Meditation Partner of 15 Years of Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Probation Officer Donald Moon, former CVS employee, former Kimpton Employee, Haiku Fan, and ex-wife of the F/T Private Consultant Sex-Addicted Urban Designer, Christian Shane Ferko (grandson of German pornographer Phil Weider, Sr.), at the helm of Portland, Oregon's Fred Meyer Stores, Inc. voodoo economics project as well as the Costco and Arco projects and other pharmaceutical- and petroleum-distributing projects that cater to anarchists who formed a cult about ritualizing evading being held legally-accountable for crimes against Evolution.

57 分 前
Skwisgar Skwigelf
Skwisgar Skwigelf

RIP Norm. Thanks for all the laughs 😢

57 分 前
Jonathan Quatro
Jonathan Quatro

He was just an old chunk of coal, But he's a diamond today 💎

58 分 前
The Groundskeeper
The Groundskeeper

I tried telling a few jokes like these. They are hard to pull off. Hard.

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Erica F.
Erica F.

I'm the Direct Descendant of Queen Mary, Queen of Scots, currently legally responsible for protecting diplomatic court (a.k.a. The Court of Diplomacy, f.k.a. Beltane Court) and I've been researching the status of "American marriage" as relates to the child abuse marketed as a way to make $ in "The Founding Fathers'" system during this time of civil unrest (including Social Security payments given to folks by anarchists/terrorists who market child abuse as a way to make money) (charity isn't ever a legal business transaction & is always a genocidal move against Legal Consciousness & I've been looking into the effect of charity on U.S. Military members, veteran and otherwise, & whether or not the education benefit in the G.I. Bill is being honored at the request of a U.S. Army Special Forces Ranger's wife who asked me 6+ years ago to look into the mental health of our U.S. Military members. He teaches about The Rule of Law overseas and I've been friends with them for about 8-9 years now.). Avante garde isn't ever healthy for the community, mathematics is the only legal language, and medical malpractice is abuse. If you aren't supporting Natural Law's Prime Directive, then what are you supporting? Hope you and yours are well. Seriously, Ms. Erica Lee (Physics) Ferko, Queen of Scots, Direct Descendant of Queen Mary, Queen of Scots, U.S. Military Brat, Adirondack Scout, CTEFLA-Certified Teacher (CTEFLA, St. Giles, San Francisco, c. 1997 C.E.), Holy Grail Scholar, Suicide Prevention Specialist, Sociologist (B.A. Sociology, University of Washington, Seattle, 2000 C.E., 3.55 GPA), Zen Buddhist Meditation Partner of the past 15 years of Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent Probation Officer Donald Moon, former CVS employee, former Kimpton Employee, Haiku Fan, and independent composer of the replacement to the binary code to end Armageddon ongoings by proving with mathematical notation that frivolity isn't prosperity-inducing [1001: make the most responsible and mature legal choice you can at every juncture, a.k.a. The Binumerial Code].

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Scott Ashe
Scott Ashe

Seems like every entertainer that I have been watching recently dies. I guess I'll start watching people that I don't appreciate as much. Just in case..

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An Elite Ultra
An Elite Ultra

What a goddamn legend

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MrFFHN
MrFFHN

We love you Norm

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Tim Gale
Tim Gale

How’s that funny

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izdagrimeyone
izdagrimeyone

Norms' setups were the joke. Once he sees it's going well the setup gets longer and longer. Gonna miss his super dry dad jokes.

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Hien Lan Oanh
Hien Lan Oanh

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topher1004
topher1004

I honestly hate that we lost this gem in life. I will continue to watch Norm Macdonald and Patrice O'Neal until I go down also.

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Prashant Negi
Prashant Negi

and NOW our Norm is #1 on the trending page.... but what did it cost ?.... frickin everything. 😢

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KD Records
KD Records

A legend is gone.

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Rxgue Planet
Rxgue Planet

Rest In Paradise 🙇🏾‍♂️

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Liam McCarthy
Liam McCarthy

Even more glorious when you realize he was making up the story within the joke as he went to fill the time left.

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Abell Seyfu
Abell Seyfu

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈

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Kenyanon
Kenyanon

"wait till you hear me do it"

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champaroni parpah
champaroni parpah

I want to start a podium business, it's just a product I can get behind - rip norm

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YoutubeSucks UseBitchute
YoutubeSucks UseBitchute

I see what Graham Norton show viewers mean now when they mention American hosts constantly interrupting, completely unnecessary - case in point in this video, that guy who thinks he's an Irish talk show host saying "and then what happened?" - if he didn't interrupt, the unfunny moth guy would get to that. Also, the guest isn't funny.

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Christ Jesus IS the Son of God
Christ Jesus IS the Son of God

https://youtu.be/eZtZKkT50e0

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Kayla Robert
Kayla Robert

So long Turd Ferguson....

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Roger
Roger

So team coco waits till celebrities die and release more of their content to get more views...ok

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imshippyupup
imshippyupup

I love that comedians' bs meters are so high they end up having a kind of conversation behind the conversation with Conan. RIP Norm.

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P. C.
P. C.

Loved that guy!

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Jeremy Goldstein
Jeremy Goldstein

Absolutely MASTERFUL delivery. What a loss.

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Chris
Chris

Anyone else surprised so many whores were such insightful fans of norm macdonald?

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Sarah Jane
Sarah Jane

How To Make Opinion That Changing past is dangerous illogical 1. Invent time machine. 2. Travel to 22nd century. 3. Invent a machine that can change probability to make probability certain that opinion that changing past is dangerous is Extremely illogical.

2 時間 前
saneth de fonseka
saneth de fonseka

RIP

2 時間 前
insane dane
insane dane

rip norm

2 時間 前
morning morality
morning morality

I didnt know he died when i saw this so sad its like robin williams again

2 時間 前
Brian Samuel
Brian Samuel

RIP Norm 🙏🏾🕊✝️

2 時間 前
Rebecca Pinkley
Rebecca Pinkley

We’ll never another one quite like him. Rest In Peace, Norm. We’ll always love you.

2 時間 前
Josiah Maharaj
Josiah Maharaj

Best of the best. RIP Norm

2 時間 前
Matthew James
Matthew James

"Dead?! I didn't even know he was sick!" - Norm Macdonald, probably

2 時間 前
michael david
michael david

I admit it took me a while to get into his humor; he was so offbeat and unique. I think the word genius is carelessly thrown around these days and think it should be used only for truly giant intellects. I prefer the word brilliant and use it sparingly, but Norm was brilliant. He is responsible for one of the funniest moments in my recent memory and it happened on his TV show in 2011. JR Hildebrand, a rookie driver, lost the Indy 500 when he crashed on the last lap while leading the race, losing control for no apparent reason. Norm narrated the clip of the crash, and then said new video reveals the reason for the crash: he showed a clip of the driver's view from the cockpit, and instead of seeing his hands on the wheel, they were furiously punching away on a video game console as the car went into the wall. I about died and must have laughed out loud for almost a minute. Cheers and RIP, Norm, and condolences to family and friends.

2 時間 前
Kay G
Kay G

R.I.P. to another great legend ❤

2 時間 前
Paul Cortez
Paul Cortez

😂

2 時間 前
Nuno Hipólito
Nuno Hipólito

Pure genius

2 時間 前
Sipi Kannio
Sipi Kannio

RIP Norm! I guess he went too where the light was on. 😢

2 時間 前
WonderWhatHappened
WonderWhatHappened

They say Norm passed away.. The Germans would have us believe... RIP to a comedian that doesn't need a punchline.

2 時間 前
Nic8585
Nic8585

Rest in peace one of the greatest of all time

2 時間 前
Patrick van Dijk
Patrick van Dijk

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO ALREADY NORM, WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

2 時間 前
T-Bone
T-Bone

Wow #1 trending !! God bless you Norm!!

2 時間 前
Daniel Pistola
Daniel Pistola

He doesn’t have to go to the rope and stool store at least.

2 時間 前
Brittney Style Theory
Brittney Style Theory

Humor just like my dads. Everyone thinks he's funny but also afraid to let him talk for fear of having to stick around a long while.

2 時間 前
Corby Dipsen
Corby Dipsen

One-of-a-kind.

2 時間 前
ChefGiovanni
ChefGiovanni

Norm was funny, but the cackling laughter @ 3:59 yes Conan put this on the Trending list.

2 時間 前
Michael Tsang
Michael Tsang

Seeing Norm #1 on trending is surreal. I just can't believe he's gone...

2 時間 前
yoe91 Rugby
yoe91 Rugby

I think that's the best, awful joke I've heard.

2 時間 前
D S
D S

One of the best.

2 時間 前
Michael Jordan
Michael Jordan

Norm was a legend. Thanks for all the laughs man. Now you are cancer free. 🙌

2 時間 前
hehe YEap
hehe YEap

Damn Rest In Peace legend

2 時間 前
נתי חסיד Nati Hassid
נתי חסיד Nati Hassid

Perfect delivery for the greatest joke ever. Thanks for the HQ upload team Coco.

2 時間 前
DaKBro
DaKBro

Norm MacDonald was definitely an original. RIP Norm.

2 時間 前
Glock 17
Glock 17

A very funny, tasteful human being. Funny isn't even the word, this guy was a true comedy genius and icon. He wasn't afraid to stand up and speak his mind either. Someone we should look up to.

2 時間 前
Robby & Carina Vlogs
Robby & Carina Vlogs

I wanna be friends with everyone in this comment section, everyone is so pure and kind. There’s not a lot of people out there anymore like all of you. Thank you all for being you! :)

2 時間 前
Jeff Wilson
Jeff Wilson

In a world of cookie cutter stars and comedians, we were able to enjoy Norm MacDonald…a true mans man.

2 時間 前
Peter Houle
Peter Houle

you are correct

2 時間 前
joseph gamble
joseph gamble

I will never forget this mans voice

2 時間 前
Nate V
Nate V

I'll miss you Norm and your funny stories!🤣😭 I know Conan and Dave loved you. You will be missed.

2 時間 前
Probie24
Probie24

"It's the greatest gig in the world, being alive. You get to eat at Denny's, wear a hat, whatever you wanna do." Norm Macdonald RIP

2 時間 前
Breana Miller
Breana Miller

Lol I thought he was doing a slight Christopher Walken impression too. Great comic.

3 時間 前
SneakyCheeseThief
SneakyCheeseThief

The names in his jokes are hilarious. They’re either Dickens or Dostoevsky.

3 時間 前

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